Wisdom From A Witty Woman?

Things I have observed over the years –

If a light bulb burns out in your house, every other light bulb in the house will follow suit. Watts with that?

If you sprain your back and it hurts to bend over, the force of gravity will double and everything you need will fall to the floor. What’s up with that?

If you are staying home and don’t really care what your hair looks like, you will have a fantastic hair day. If, however, you are going to a special event and want to look great, your hair will frizz, kink, fly, split, or limp away. That’s a lock.

When driving your car under a low-hanging branch, it doesn’t help to duck. I’m not going out on a limb with this one, folks.

Immediately after you take all your old clothing to Goodwill, you will be invited to a Tacky Sweater party. A rather sticky situation.

When you think you have enough wit and wisdom to write a nice long blog, you can’t remember half the stuff you were going to write. I feel a little foolish!

Have some laughs today and enjoy just being alive.

 

 

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About Lynnette

A sinner saved by grace, adopted, and now a Child of the Living God. My greatest desire is to please my Heavenly Father in all that I say and do.
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One Response to Wisdom From A Witty Woman?

  1. Sarah says:

    Love it. The hair one is especially true! 🙂

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